what if every blade of grass was a penis?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I'm always down for nudity.
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