dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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