yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
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