Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
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