I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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