This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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