im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
How naked do you want me to be?
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