My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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