Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
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