I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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