I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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