butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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