He had one of those small greek statue penises
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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