The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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