we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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