I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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