I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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