I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
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