your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Randomize
