marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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