I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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