Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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