I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize