Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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