he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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