is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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