I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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