I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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