He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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