I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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