margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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