Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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