I am puke
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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