Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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