forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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