either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
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