aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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