I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Is that strawberry winking at me??
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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