so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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