i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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