operation have a gay friend backfired
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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