At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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