is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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