Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
where does the pee come out of this thing
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
i believe in u and ur pee
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