You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Randomize
