You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
what day is it and did you see me today?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Randomize
