she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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