what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Randomize
