Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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