Don't you send me to vm
We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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