THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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