i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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