who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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