we're blogging at a bar
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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