Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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