Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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