We got so high we made milksteak
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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