mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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