i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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